A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
by Legene July 29, 2019
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David Hidalgo: hey, Wanna date?
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*
by NC910 October 19, 2019
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