Beef

Another word for a mans penis.

“Give me the beef”

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

beef strokeoneoff

The act of subtly telling your boy that you're about to jerk off.

Son, did you see that girl!? I'm about to beef strokeoneoff.

by hashbrownham June 15, 2019

Beef

old lady's call up McDonalds looking for it

"Where's the beef?!?!?!?"

by just... wow June 8, 2004

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

KHARDO BEEF

A KHARDO BEEF IS A MIXTURE OF KHALED (cheese),KHALID (plants) ,KHARNATION (milk) AND KARCHICHAA (sausage)YESS THIS IS RELATED TO CARDI B !!!! DONT ASK WHY JUST ROLL WITH IT . A KHARDO BEEF IF A TYPICAL PLATE AT ECZTRA LAND ! YOU CAN EAT IT WITH A SPOON !

IM DONE NOW , BYE .

KHALID : ÓYEME AYEL ME COMÍ UN KHARDO BEEF Y TABA MA BUENOOO !

KHALED: SII COME KHALDO BEEF PA NUTRITEEEE !

by KHALID KHARDOSHIAN October 18, 2017

Beef Resurgence

Definition: When one is masturbating , they are simultaneously cupping their ball sack with the other hand , reaching with their pinkie to dig in butt, upon arrival of climax the participant smells both hands at the same time resulting in a ‘Beef Resurgence’ musk

In a sentence : “Yo bro had a wicked Beef Resurgence in the work bathroom! It was rank !

by Y.U.C. July 12, 2025