Piggy toes are an ancient form of self defense in which a male throws a piggy toes at his opponent’s dick
by Piggy T December 30, 2022
Get the piggy toesmug. by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022
Get the On a Donkey's Left Toemug. A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.
Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).
by QuacksO November 14, 2024
Get the tic-tac-toesmug. Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.
“Who’s your crush?”
“Draco Malfoy”
“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
“Who’s your crush?”
“Draco Malfoy”
“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
Get the A Fried Toemug. 
by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
Get the Plumber toesmug. A weird nickname. BUT, the person that got nicknamed this must have been very good at everything. He must've destroyed Yoda constantly at skribl. You should bow down to him right now and give him all ur items in Dank Memer. If u don't listen to him. You will have bad luck for the rest of ur life and turn into an ant the next day. And coincidentally, Twinkle Toes will have ant killing spray in his hands and has spotted.
by Twinkie the best April 23, 2021
Get the Twinkle Toesmug.