max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022

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max muncy

A baseball player who is the father of the San Francisco Giants as well as Madison Bumgarner

Did you see Max Muncy own the San Francisco Giants?

I did per usual

by Cornpy April 20, 2023

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Max

he is a nonce who swipes 13 year olds

me :have you seen our friend? he is a bit of a max.
friend: ye he is a right max.

by MrBigW January 7, 2019

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A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

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