Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

After-Beat

The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.

After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

Beat Down

A beat down is to smash a pussy so hard that you leave it looking like no one will ever want to go there because it resembles a sword and shield battlefield.

Dam someone has beat down on that pussy already, just look at it

by The Grays October 16, 2019

pushing beats

Apparently it’s a thing but since I’m the first person to make an Urban Dictionary Post. I’m guessing it means DJ’ing?

Eric was pushing beats this weekend for Barbie and Ken at the Dreamhouse Wedding in his backyard.

by Stan Cage December 18, 2018

beat the block down

When you and a lady are going at it all night

We went back to her place after the movie and I beat the block down

by knightbreather April 10, 2023