Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.
by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016
Get the ninja swimmingmug. 1. One with the legendary ability to pass gas in a room full of people without being noticed.
2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.
2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.
1. I have never heard Frank fart. I believe he is a Ninja Boy.
2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.
2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Boymug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Ninja In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"
Guy 2"for what?"
Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
Guy 2"for what?"
Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
by Sybr767 October 22, 2020
Get the Nut Ninjamug. Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
Get the Ninjamug. When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
Get the arkansas ninja rapemug. when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.
by ab09307 December 16, 2010
Get the ninja ticklemug.