Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course

The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.

by Midwest Thumper January 9, 2021

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021

Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

sac thumper

The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles

I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....

by Dara Lique July 25, 2021

Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom

:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night

by Dan the car guy November 5, 2021