Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”

Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

So Mote It Be

So Mote It Be. SMIB

May the Gods bless you and keep you. (call and response) So Mote It Be!

by Liralen January 9, 2025

So Sorry

There is no "So Sorry"

Hym "You aren't 'So sorry.' That isn't a thing you are capable of being. It doesn't translate to anything real. Even if I have to murder someone's kids, you STILL won't be sorry. And neither will I. Because you and I will both know that that is the outcome you want. As long as I am not free you aren't going to have a problem with someone else burying their kids because they are taking a bullet for the people obstructing my path. The meat shields are too stupid to understand that they are meat shields. And until they get out of the way, the wrong people are guaranteed to die."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

That's so TJ

Any particular movement or behavior that is so strange and unfamiliar to the understanding of humanity and the realm of our universe.

TJ: hi.
Me: That's so TJ.

by Aangalang November 13, 2019

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Tanjiro you're so straight-up

"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)

THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED

*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*

Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH

*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)

58 minutes later

*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*

*Continues to slam tanjiro*

Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*

Stop what am I making 💀💀💀

by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023