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musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.
mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️
by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024
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riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.
Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.
by Vansthing August 14, 2022
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riding solo

Refers to riding a dildo. Coined from a sped up video of a black adult content creator DJ Buttpussy riding a blue phallic object with Jason Derulo's song "Riding Solo" in the background. This video has been circulated in hood irony compilations and is also used to troll streamers with media sharing enabled.

When you tell someone they ride solo, it usually means they are a male who partakes in anal pleasure regardless of sexual orientation.
XBOX Players: what are you doing with Luke's lightsaber 😮😮😮

Han Solo: I'm riding solo
by Steven Ambatukam June 1, 2024
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bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.
Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually
by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021
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Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.
I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch
by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 1, 2017
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