bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.

Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.

by Shawnny December 10, 2023

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

Ride or die

Stydia

"Stydia are ride or die" .. I'd go back to that school right now and search all night just to prove it". " I tried using my free period but she's still in the ICU."

by Stydiaendgame July 7, 2017

gator ride

Code for gay to ride

He's totally a gator ride

by Big daddy gape butt July 18, 2017

Magic Carpet Ride

The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet

Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride

by jjrymz July 24, 2017