Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a poo and it shoots the poo out like a potato gun

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato Gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Potato

An Irish person

Hey there my potato

by Dan Scanlan April 29, 2022

potato

a potato is god if you not like potato you wil suffer

al hail to the potato

by bollenvis March 27, 2024

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019