Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Poop slinging

An act in porn where the male will shove turd up the other male and or female

Alejandro: I LOVE POOP SLINGING WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Nick: gross

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

Poop coat

The long skid mark on the back of a jacket

Steve, you have a poop coat going there

by Nick97747473 February 22, 2018

poop fiesta

A large shitty event or series of shitty events
taking place in one's immediate surrounding.

See; Shitshow

"That barfight was a real poop fiesta last night!"

"The moment the wasp nest hit the floor, it was a straight up poop fiesta all over the backyard"

by Joe Floorbord July 28, 2017

poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds

guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop

by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021