bean jar sex

one way to keep track of love making.

When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Off the beans

Acting goofy and stupid, usually in a funny social situation. Being bold, making a dumb decision, etc..

I just broke up with Alyssa bro😭
Ur off the beans man LMFAOO

by 69aroe June 17, 2020

jelly bean

a cute guy who wears too much gel in his hair all the time

eddie is a jelly bean again today

by shaweed July 3, 2003

nigga eats beans

A nigga who eats beans

Yo dat nigga eats beans

by RexBoi October 21, 2018

Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.

When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010

Jelly Bean Jizz

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.

Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016

heat my beans

an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.

June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!

by Kate Heals October 12, 2008