Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

Derived from the Indonesian phrase "jalan ninja", this slang term refers to a way of life, motto, belief, or "dream" that guides them in achieving their goals.
Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

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by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024

He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M.
Some random nigga: Eyyy bro who's that ninja dude?
You: "He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M."
That's how you use it my friend.
You: "He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M."
That's how you use it my friend.
by CreeperFricker420 December 10, 2019
