Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge

I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous

by Amasinb March 9, 2020

Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.

You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!

by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011

Jake

No

Jake/What

by Magine smd February 16, 2021

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018

Jake grabowski

A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews

Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier

Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything

by Sebby_memez January 27, 2019

Jake

Complete and utter wet cabbage

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake

by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024