Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.

Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished

by Jammerv December 21, 2022

Chris

I’m Chris

“I’m Chris…” -potentially Chris.

by Scorch62 December 22, 2022

chris baxford

a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long

keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"

by Delantae Woods December 22, 2022

CHRIS

the man that plays soccer and is AKA AS LOCKER ROOM MAGIC!! CHRIS M BABY

CHRIS IS REALLY LOCKER ROOM MAGIC MUDDY!!

by BIGDADDY62837384 December 27, 2022

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.

It's always Chris

by BillStuff January 6, 2023