Jim: I really need to get a haircut and the only time my hair stylist is available is after 9:30pm.
Dave: I was just thinking you could use a trim.
Bob: Sounds like you need to make a "beauty call".
Dave: I was just thinking you could use a trim.
Bob: Sounds like you need to make a "beauty call".
by Claude Bauls July 1, 2010

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023

1) A call by a raven to challenge the dominance of another raven.
2) The largest stress inducer for female ravens.
2) The largest stress inducer for female ravens.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! January 26, 2021

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."
by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016
