Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.

Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.

by roddy- December 12, 2023

root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

by i fucking love root beer May 9, 2023

Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.

Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"

by John_Rus January 10, 2021

Beer League Demon

An individual who played at a high level and for whatever reason decided not to continue competitively. The Beer League Demon is usually between the ages of 19 and 22, and now dominates the Beer League with little to no effort. Depending on attitude the Beer League Demon can either be laid back or the most insufferable douchebag, there is no in-between.

John: Hey Dave, what do you think of the new guy?

Dave: The kid is a real Beer League Demon

John: yeah I heard he played at the national level

by Dunlop hater November 24, 2024

beer minimum

*A term coined by Abhijna Baddi.

Used to describe the lowest quality beer you can stomach.

"I can't do Bud Light, but I will have a Stella. That's my 'beer minimum'."

by Lil Baddi July 16, 2022

Root Beer

cum, literal cum

"ay bro, come and drink some of my root beer" said my step bro

by root beer enjoyer April 7, 2022