scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018

Brim's ass hairs

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.

Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass

by brim simper December 20, 2021

4 hair

He has only 4 hair. In regional language he is known as "Naalu Mudi".. Smartest Cutest Funniest guy you'll ever meet..

Person 1: Hey 4 hair.

Person 2: Wow you too know "Naalu Mudi"?

by 4hair November 23, 2021

National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)

Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

Hair Cake

The ass version of hair pie
When female (or male) has very hairy ass a.k.a. the hair cake

Weird person: I was about to eat that bitches ass when she bust out that hair cake. And man, that shit aint' do it for me
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south

by Papa Kunt May 8, 2018

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.

When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

by lilboogieface September 21, 2025