When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011
Get the Cookie Shlongstermug. a yoommy snack
by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021
Get the cookiemug. A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
Get the crack cookiesmug. 
Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.
The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024
Get the Slut Cookiemug. Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.
"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
by l0v3xox October 28, 2022
Get the Cookie on quarantinemug. When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
Get the Do you want a cookiemug.