Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

Your mum is ugly

Sup bro

Your mum is ugly

by anonymous January 25, 2023

marshmallow your mum

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now

I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.

by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017

marshmallow your mum

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.

Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"

by I really hope you don't know m November 1, 2017

I'll marshmallow your mum

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.

'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

by Gg1246 October 31, 2017

Marshmallow your mum

what phil is going to do to dan's mum

dan: ill hide em down your throat
phil: ill marshmallow your mum

by GerardMyWayDowntown October 30, 2017

Marshmallow your mum

PHILLIP LESTER TOLD YOU NOT TO SEARCH THIS

You shouldn't have searched marshmallow your mum tut tut tut

by pHiL lEsTeR yOuR a gEnIuS January 13, 2019