Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized

Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."

by Aguro December 22, 2019

Sangria Wine

When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.

-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."

by ptfxix October 8, 2018

Wine mom

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.

'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Wine sweats

When one has consumed wine to such a quantity that there is no longer room in there belly. Thus wine is then sweat out of the body in a drunken hazy.

My girlfriend drank so much wine last night that she woke up soaked from a case of the wine sweats.

by RAMSAYBolton January 1, 2017

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014