Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010

whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

[doing] [whatever]

hanging out, chillin, relaxing, bored

"so what are you doing later"

"doing whatever"

"o cool me too"

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"i am just doing whatever"

by LNICK January 12, 2009

whatever, or whatever

A term typically used in California to infer indifference even to the notion of being indifferent.

They're all out of rum so I told them to just give me whatever, or whatever.

by IfixThIrSty October 28, 2015

Whatever fan

A fan who supports a team "whatever" happens and when questioned about how bad his/her team plays, the fan says "whatever". Everyone loves the team when they win, but this fan loves them even when they are really bad, so bad that the stadium is empty and the team's own city trashes the them on tv, internet and radio. This fan stays true to the belief that the team will be great again soon.

Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer

by joecoolthefool March 17, 2016

yah whatever

Typically used when an argument is lost and one has nothing left to say so one uses this phrase to surrender and show their frustration.

Nerd 1- Friday Night Lights is a great show

Nerd 2- Glee is much better
Nerd 1- Well Rolling Stones ranked FNL on the best shows list and did not do so with Glee
Nerd 2- Yah whatever

by Supernerd July 24, 2017

yah whatever

A phrase used when one does not want to admit the person they are arguing with is right.

Can also be used when one wants to annoy the person they are talking to.

Person 1: You are such a nerd.
Person 2: Yah whatever.

by GleeLuver August 3, 2017