Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
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Makes love to the music and can go all night, and more than just once..
Wallace a man with a talent that was talented
Also referred to as Wal
Makes love to the music and can go all night, and more than just once..
Wallace a man with a talent that was talented
Also referred to as Wal
That guy Wallace shouldn't be messed with, I hear he roles with the baddest Gangsters..
Girl 1: Did you see Wallace at the festival last night?
Girl 2: Omg yes, he was making love to the music... I hear he is still going too. ..
Person 1: Excuse me Miss... Your necklace, where did you get such a beautifully made pendant from?
Person 2: A man named Wallace
Girl 1: Did you see Wallace at the festival last night?
Girl 2: Omg yes, he was making love to the music... I hear he is still going too. ..
Person 1: Excuse me Miss... Your necklace, where did you get such a beautifully made pendant from?
Person 2: A man named Wallace
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Get the kaileb wallace mug.When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
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Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
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