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Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019
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Valentine's Day

A day in February that prompts people to figuratively and literally give their hearts away for the day... if the other accepts, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*
You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together... (you know I'm a rule breaker)

Rules don't mean a thing. You just might be made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for one day or only on Valentine's Day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Ai Elo...

Will you be my Valentine?
by the moth in me February 10, 2014
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
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Valentines Day

THE DAY WE'RE ALL SINGLE
Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed
by TrUeFrIeNdS February 8, 2022
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Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
by un k n o w n January 30, 2022
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valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021
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