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Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
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Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
by Shannon307 November 7, 2018
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It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums
Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass
by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018
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Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.
Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023
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up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.
*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."
by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024
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shove a snowball up their ass

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass
by BrinMacen January 26, 2021
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