Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022

Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018

Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults

I don't want it up the ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Butt up their ass

When you are particularly stoned as fuck and you try to say "stick up your ass" but instead say "butt up your ass".
Izzy

Izzy: "Why do British people talk like, that like they have a butt up their ass. Oh wait, I mean stick up their ass... hehehe"

by Spaghettioslover365 April 7, 2022

shove a snowball up their ass

to deceive someone

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass

by BrinMacen January 26, 2021

up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.

*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."

by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024

Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.

Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.

by Nrogers June 19, 2022