coyote ugly

adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.

when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.

by earpuller October 10, 2005

ugly hot

a male or female who has both ugly and hot characteristics about them. and is usually doable.

helena bonham carter is the original ugly hot.

pharrell isn't cute he is more like ugly hot.

by courtney&lu December 15, 2010

ugly

A very harsh word to use, but usually only an opinion anyway. I think someone that calls another person ugly is ugly themselves!

Boy:Oi u ugly bitch
Girl:Ur da ugly one fuck u!

by foff January 9, 2005

UglyPhobia

A fear and loathing of reckless ugliness.

Elton John & David Furnish are frequent but justified exemplars of UglyPhobia.

by Geeklawyer January 18, 2011

ugly af

Ugly as fuck

I broke up with you because you are ugly af.

by skyinsatan August 27, 2016

Ugly Uncle

A man who is named as an uncle but is not actually related to the person. Ugly Uncles are normally a group of old friends who have grown old together and spend their days drinking beer, talking shit and giving out unsolicited advice to others. Ugly Uncles often fall asleep in their chair after too many drinks, often loose belongings such as hearing aids and have been known to pick up the wrong personal items (such as phones and wallets) when they leave a social event.

Who's that licking the floor over there? That's Phil he's one of the ugly uncles, don't take too much notice, it only encourages him to continue acting like a twat.

by spark_of_the_light_2020 April 30, 2019

country ugly

adj. to speak to another while possessing a demeanor that is slightly condescending and stand off-ish. Indicative of females from the south.

When she's mad, she get's country ugly

by dawgmem January 18, 2008