Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

Farting caused by laughing

Also known as a cackle crackle

Hoot - laugh

Toot - fart

This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.

You’re welcome.

That’s so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast

Hey baby. Want a tit toot?

by satanburns August 29, 2018

toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.

Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!

by Gladgal April 21, 2016

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 9, 2016

toot out

When a person excretes excessive flatulence by means of eliminating, one or many, individuals from their general vacinty.

'Oh bro, you could have just asked me to leave, you didn't have to give me a toot out.

by Nogimp May 15, 2019

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018

Toots magoots

GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU!

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!

by mirathai February 12, 2012