Tony

Tony is a wild beast from East Asia. He mainly feeds of beans and kidney stones. He loves to eat a tiger.

He is such a Tony

by krazycreations June 4, 2020

Tony

A Tony is neither a boi or a girl. You have no idea what a today is. It’s a hermaphrodite. Tony’s usually dress like men and u can’t tell what it is until u get the pants off

Is it a boy or a girl

Idk it’s a tony

Is it a dike nah I think it’s a tony

by Daycame97 March 10, 2018

Tony

Aka a simp or TobyFag, also tends to be very corrupt and exhibits signs of faggotness

“C’mon man don’t be a Tony.”

“That guy is a real Tony.”

“Tobyfag.”

by westonbear4 April 20, 2020

Tony

A total piece of shit.

Dint be a Tony.

by xuzkii April 19, 2021

Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!

Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him

by Prideus April 10, 2019

Tony

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"

Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"

by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020