Tony

A one eared loser

“Tony is really cool,” said no one ever

by Notthetokennerd November 8, 2018

Tony

A really great guy to hang out with but sometimes a little bit cocky. He usually enjoys video games and is really pretty. He's really funny and really appreciates favours, even if it's a small one. Often has blueish eyes and dark hair. An absolute sweetheart and a great guy to know, especially when you are down. Brightens up your day and never fails.

Girl: What's his name?
Guy: His name is Tony.

by _x5 May 22, 2018

Tony

That nigga that lives near rite aid and never answers the phone when his niggas wanna talk

Tony, god fucking damn it

by Deeznuts, mane April 10, 2020

Tony

Aka a simp or TobyFag, also tends to be very corrupt and exhibits signs of faggotness

“C’mon man don’t be a Tony.”

“That guy is a real Tony.”

“Tobyfag.”

by westonbear4 April 20, 2020

Tony

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"

Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"

by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020

Tony

Don't fuck with. Him or he will pull out his little friend

Tony is fucking crazy

by Tony fucking montana is crazy June 15, 2018