Total Eclipse

Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".

She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"

by Motormannick November 18, 2021

Total Blackout

"Total Blackout" is a term used in a story format when a person gets to the point where they cannot remember anything after getting drunk, pretty much the highest level of being drunk. before this things like talking in weird accent's or bad attempts at flirting, after this waking up with a women you don't know with a massive headache after a one night stand

person 1 : dude I was so drunk, I think I broke some stuff. Don't remember much though since I went into a total blackout after that
person 2 : what happened after
person 1 : next thing I knew I was in an abandoned meat locker

by YourAverageDisappointment October 8, 2021

totally joe

To be totally and completely who you are. To not let anyone stop you being who you are. To be happy and unique. The phrase was coined by James Howe in his book "Totally Joe", a book about standing up to haters and bullies.

"I love that girl, she is so totally joe!"

by Oktobre July 1, 2008

Total Virgin

Ultimate insult of chav wearing, muffin topped Vicky Pollardesque folks. Pronounce toe-tal ver-gin

What did you do that for you total virgin?

by scardycat October 4, 2006

total fagger

A complete, giant, fag. One who has reached the pinnacle of gayness. There is no turning back for this poor soul.

See: Hanzel und Gretyl (industrial rock group)

Jim is so gay, hes a total fagger.

by Fourth May 31, 2007

totally barfin!

somethin completly crazy, and wac. like the craziest thing u've seen that week.

dude that trick you just did was "totally barfin!"

by alex and nick July 11, 2007

Total Z

Someone who makes events just to be an event organizer for a skilling clan.

Hey, did you see who made that event? YEAH! They did a Total Z

by Zuuule March 23, 2010