Max

He is always trying to impress his girl.He plays football and soccer he is pretty good at it.He is cocky when it comes to education but other than that he is a amazing boyfriend!
Mr.d:max stop fighting with josh.
Max:(looks over at his girlfriend
by it was not me March 30, 2019
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Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤
"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"
by -voidz August 08, 2019
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Someone who keeps knocking ur drinks over
Person 1: Max u knocked my drink over again
Person 2: uhh wtf Max
by 0liveee November 03, 2019
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A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.
girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol
by hockeyhoe July 02, 2019
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Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.
Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.
by Wacky MONK March 06, 2020
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Max is usually is the kid that has the smells cock in the group but is usually not a virgin
You got max by the prank patrol
by Angussarto March 04, 2019
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Max is the most sweetest, cutest and handsomest boyfriend you could ever have. The best boyfriend in the entire universe, in my opinion. His smile will brighten up your day in an instant if it’s all grey. He gives the best hugs and will always have your back.
If you ever have a Max in your life, don’t ever, and I mean EVER let him go.
“Hey, is that your boyfriend? What’s his name?”
“His name is Max!”
“Well, if it were me, you should cherish the moments you have with him.”
by SachiNatto26 September 25, 2019
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