Moses

Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.

“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”

by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018

moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Mose

So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep

I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.

by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021

Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.

Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024