tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.

Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."

by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

he took it out

when u think to harambe

he took it out for harambe!

let's took it out too!

by DS_JohNNy February 7, 2017

took their lemonade

when you win against another team/rival. a vibe of winning and territory

Bridget and Maddy took their lemonade at the field hockey game yesterday.

by FockeyGod69 October 16, 2018

took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

by liquified11 April 15, 2023

Took Book

The list of all the items that you have either lost or had stole from you from people in the dope, con or any other areas of the Game, Illegal activities or by relatives, friends and or acquaintances. Items that you will more then likely never ever see again. For those in the game Took Book is a list of dues you have to pay in order to stay in the game.

Add it to your Took Book homie.

by NATIVE4EVA January 10, 2016

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.

"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.

by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024