carpet snatcher

A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.

The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.

by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024

Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets

"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"

by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016

pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken

Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch

by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

manhood snatcher

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.

I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!

by Macktown February 21, 2021

Scooby snatcher

The action of cumming in a girls mouth and making her say scoobys famous catchphrase and then proceeding to run after you tell them you had no condom just like the scooby doo gang

I just met you’re mom and did the scooby snatcher

by Museorlose December 5, 2019