Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

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Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"

by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021

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melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable

Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin

by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023

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Melvin is the type of person who would get choked and enjoy it. Melvin is a nice guy but sometimes often do mischievous things because he is bored and tends to make other people mad, Melvin the type of person who loves watermelon and kfc. Melvin has unlimited rizz

Bro look at that melvin! Hes so mischievous

by Gunawan47 January 23, 2023

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Melvin

When you meet him.. you just know..
You don't know why exactly you're so appealed by him, is it his mysterious vibes? His cheeky smile? His amazing 6-packs? His majestic butt?

Oh girl you will ask yourself so many questions but he worth it.

Oh also as you were wondering he is an absolute god in the bed so listen to your instincts, jump in, and get ready to some stellar nights

I'm addicted to him, he totally Melvinised me

by Shakiraissingle September 16, 2022

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