Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.
Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.
by JP Lee September 10, 2012
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Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008
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eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022
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Eskimo Kiss

When you are performing cunnilingus on a girl and use the tip of your nose to stimulate her clitorus while putting your tongue to other uses
He gave me an eskimo kiss ill never forget - Victor Homewrecker
by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018
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Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
by akokay June 2, 2019
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Eskimo Mama

The female who is responsible for making people eskimo brothers.
Damn, we're eskimo brothers, and our eskimo mama is Stacy.
by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 February 24, 2012
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Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021
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