Dylan

The tall one that thinks he’s so cool in front of all his friends when he just looks like a dumb idiot.

Mom:DYLAN COME CLEAN THE DISHES
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber

by ImAidiotLOL December 9, 2019

Dylan

dylan o’brien. a hot beast who is the best actor and great and the loml :).

dylan: *exists*
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD

by squidwards_testicles April 22, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

by Kermitov May 17, 2019

Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

Dylan

Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.

Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

Dylan

That one asshole who always says he’s got game but when it comes down to it bitches out.

Quit being a Dylan and go talk to her.

by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019

Dylan

The coolest guy who is perfect in every way, oh wait thats Jaromir.

Hey Dylan your so cool
No, I think your talking about Jaromir

by I behind you March 19, 2019