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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022
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Arelis

Beautiful and confident girl . She’s always the shy and quiet one but loves to live on the wild side . If you do fun stuff she will too and she has a warm heart, and gives really good advice to friends that are hurting .She’s the type that gets hurt and will hurt you even worse and in the worst ways . People misjudge her for the nice one but wait until you see her mean side .
Arelis is a really pretty and confident girl .
by Lincoln.M November 25, 2018
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Ar

An Ar is a person who is a homophobic person who loves to rape children. Most Ar’s have small ugly weiners
Cop #1: I just arrested an Ar for raping a small child.

Cop #2: Nice
by Asiannuggapenis May 1, 2020
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Ar

Your name is Mary and you’re doing the tiktok trend that removes your first and last letter of your name and you are the best and hottest tiktoker
Did you see ar’s tiktok page? It’s the best!”
by You are so funny June 9, 2020
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Areli

Has gorgeous eyes, pretty smile, beautiful, amazing personality, can make people laugh, is out going and down for everything fun, she is so pretty and all the boys love to look but do not dare touch, she is a very loyal and amazing friend/girlfriend, the boys want her, but can't have her, boys tend to fall in love way to soon with this girl, and girls tend to be envious of her.
Areli is a very gorgeous girl.
by Urgirlg_ November 20, 2021
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ar

Anything dumb, stupid and mean. Most known as dumb ass bitch and or, useless
You are an ar if you have Twitter
by loripizza June 2, 2020
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Areli

If your name is Areli then you are probably an ugly rat. She can be really dumb and annoying.
Areli is such a rat
by Mexican Cookie cutter November 15, 2019
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