lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 11, 2017

imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do

He is the imperial rooster at the track

by dirtracer8080 March 30, 2012

mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017

rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.

Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.

by von groovy May 24, 2017

slimey rooster

An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women

I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!

by Alex Schri January 12, 2017

Snowy rooster

This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth

Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition

by Bigdaddy15350 January 04, 2023

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 09, 2017