This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 10, 2021
Get the Mosemug. The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.
See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”
Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”
Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023
Get the Moses Momentmug. by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
Get the Come to Moses Momentmug. A name-calling insult for a person who does stupendous actions, such as falling down out of nowhere, or dying hilariously amusing.
You were one big Moses when you fell down the stairs the other day...
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
by stringlord363 February 4, 2025
Get the Mosesmug. When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit
by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016
Get the Road Mosesmug. 