Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.

Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!

by U.dont.know May 22, 2018

Jordan

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

by eijia May 10, 2019

Jordan

big gay

Hey bro you're pretty Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordaning

It is the process of leading someone on and making them think they have a chance with you when in reality they just like getting attention

Oh she jordaning me bro...

by Lelellelelele October 5, 2020

Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.

Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019