“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
by Ha ha jokes on you February 08, 2020
by Micheal Jackson (hehee) March 23, 2022
The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
by 420BBQ@DQ May 03, 2015
When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.
by crembo February 01, 2023
Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
by Julio-Maximus July 30, 2019
Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 16, 2025