celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

papas ricotta cheesecake

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.

Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz

by CelineeeeDion June 1, 2018

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012

You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.

*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.

by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022

Upside down cheesecake

When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.

Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride

Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.

by Lemony Giblett June 28, 2019

italian blueberry cheesecake

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen

omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night

by stink berry August 10, 2012

Cheesecake Heaven

A tasty gourmet cheesecake place only found on the west coast. The best and most creamy thick and rich cheesecake you will ever find.

Your cheesecake tastes like heaven in my mouth, cheesecake heaven mmmm.

by Fiery Crotch October 25, 2010