Boba asian

Asians in western countries whose entire identity revolves around boba tea, anime and complaining about parents.
“Does she speak Chinese?”

“No, she’s a boba asian.”
by Gordak September 27, 2020
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Asian fail

any grade under 90
Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"
by holler8888889 January 17, 2009
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Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.
by Bob the Biiilder April 24, 2007
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asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.
"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
by Princeout June 29, 2011
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asian migration

the migration that almost every single asian family, who lives in canada, to either Toronto or British Colombia. Because of the lower living costs in other provinces, they move there for the minimum 2 years, then eventually leave to go to Toronto or B.C. because they are bigger cities.
person 1: the tagawas moved already?
person 2: yup, their 2 years were up. heard they were going to toronto.
person 1: damnnn thats some asian migration right there..
by concon2 October 09, 2010
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asian paprika

n. a person who is lenient when it comes to certain situations that are making one's mind in an altered state of consciousness (possibly thinking too fast, having too many thoughts at once, or overthinking in general) therefore, despite the given situation he/she tends to stay clam and sort things out despite the shit he/she has to deal with.

"I cannot explain—my brain is on fire, I think—but try to judge with lenience."

-Margarita's Soul,
Ingraham Lovell

n. a compassionate person
She's like a mild spice with a rich flavor.

How come?

Well, every time she volunteers for the victims all she gets assigned to is do all the dirty work and still be fine with that.

That clearly shows her compassion.

Yea, an asian paprika.
by Carnet Tusco May 07, 2017
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asian second

When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.
Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?

Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!
by the_ampharos December 12, 2011
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