Tough Love

A bullshit excuse to mistreat and severely scar your loved one's

He calls it tough love, but all he's doing is treating her like dirt.

by justsaying0007 October 4, 2010

internet tough guy

example: the person who wrote the (above) definition is an example of an internet tough guy

"... These (internet tough guys ) usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. ..." - unbeknownst Internet Tough Guy

by KJon Rondo April 27, 2016

toughicult

when something is tough and difficult

This is a toughicult decision!

by Rio Cleaver November 9, 2005

Toughy Stat

A response to a statement of something being "tough", or to using "tough" as an adverb.

1. Jimmy: Man, I just ate that dinner tough!

Joe: Toughy stat!

2. Jane: God, I got this gross spider bite on my toe. It's totes gnar so tough.

Janette: Toughy stat!

by jinxman March 27, 2009

Tough Mustache

Not my problem, do it yourself.

4pm on Friday afternoon, your co-worker tells you that they need you to re-create a file that they deleted. You reply "Tough Mustache, I'm going home"

by SI Crew August 28, 2009

Tough Cheese

Tough: Sarcastic version of tough
Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that

To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.

Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."

Joe: I just ate the biggest sandwich!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I just got the best score on this video game!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I'm going to knock him out!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

by zthemanr December 28, 2012

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016