swap ass

a girl that looks like shit

Look at that swap ass!

by JerDunc aka J-Bird October 10, 2006

Gravy Swap

A sexual finisher where the man fills his beloved's rectum with a quart of turkey gravy using a beer bong whilst he is jerking his dong. If done correctly she will spew her payload of turkey gravy in fountain like fashion as he coats her body with his baby gravy.

Guy 1 : Last night we took our relationship to a new level. We tried a gravy swap.
Guy 2: Oh shit dude...how many buckets did you need?
Guy 1: Oh about tree fiddy.

by gravy man for life January 5, 2017

key swap

when the skankiest armonkian mothers and fathers in the same clique trade keys with eachother leave there keys at one of there extravengant bat/bar mitizvahs and go home and wait on their bed for another spouse who picked them up to fuck them...

armonk, mother, father, bar/bat mitizvahs, key swap, bed

by aksfjalksjdf April 25, 2008

dinner swap

When u proceed in cumming in a girl's mouth, which causes her to gag and throw up. You and your girl swap your fluids.

- yo marissa gave me a dinner swap last night.

- eww dude, did u get any on you.

- yeah, on my pants, it took me ten minutes to clean it up.

by Mr. McCool August 12, 2006

Scissor Swap

When you and your partner are in the scissor postion, the one participant defecates into the others adjoining orifice while maintaining a secured seal. The recipient then uses their inner body muscles to protrude the excrement back into the contributors hole. The action may be repeated as desired.

Brian scissor swapped with Danielle and she got a bladder infection.

by BaDhotdog October 31, 2019

Swap-sign

Signing in on a different account, for example on MSN.

"Just gonna Swap-sign to get some more addys for the new account."

by Jammerz January 26, 2009

Shit Swap.

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to do his dizzle. He shits in his had and shoves it up her vagina and says baby I gotta go. Then leaves. She thinks that he shot a big load. Because she can still feel it. But hes already gone home and when she wakes up she sees shit everywhere.

I did the shit swap, she aunt getting pregnant. Shit Swap.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020