In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.
W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011
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Page: Why don't you ravage him already?
Ann: you know you want em
Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.
Ann; how do you know?
Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.
Page: WTF is wrong with you?
Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.
Ann; He never kissed you!
Penny: Nope.
Page: is he gay?
Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing
Page: Why don't you ravage him already?
Ann: you know you want em
Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.
Ann; how do you know?
Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.
Page: WTF is wrong with you?
Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.
Ann; He never kissed you!
Penny: Nope.
Page: is he gay?
Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing
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The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.
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Get the sitra mug.A shit school located in Toronto, filled with people lacking any self respect. The teachers don't give a shit and the students also don't give a shit. If yolo was a school and also grew up with the attitude of Donald Trump, it would be BSS (although a loan of a million dollars wouldn't cut it probably).
Also located close to UCC, or as people who don't go to UCC call it, a school full of honry guys who will do anything to get head from girls from BSS.
Commonly called Bull Shit School, Bitches in See-through Shirts, Bitches in Short Skirts, etc.
Also located close to UCC, or as people who don't go to UCC call it, a school full of honry guys who will do anything to get head from girls from BSS.
Commonly called Bull Shit School, Bitches in See-through Shirts, Bitches in Short Skirts, etc.
UCC Guy 1: Yo, the other day i fricked a girl from Bishop Strachan School
UCC Guy 2: sweet moves bruh
UCC Guy 1: Her skirt was so short, we just left it on
UCC Guy 2: sweet moves bruh
UCC Guy 1: Her skirt was so short, we just left it on
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Get the Stradle mug.an even more elite way of saying 'situation wrapup'. mostly used by 12 year old asian kids playing some online game in an internet cafe.
also: the act of rapping while sitting down, possibly on the toilet.
also: the act of rapping while sitting down, possibly on the toilet.
"deathscythe84, give me a sitrap on our base defense!"
or
"yo, Imabout to drop a fresh sitrap for 'yall"
or
"yo, Imabout to drop a fresh sitrap for 'yall"
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