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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
mugGet the Spork Checkmug.

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization
Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too
by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone
Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork

a fork with piece of pork at the end of it
A : I escaped jail today !

B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor

B : excuse me ?

A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019
mugGet the Sporkmug.

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
mugGet the The Human Sporkmug.

Spork

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil
by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016
mugGet the Sporkmug.

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