by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009
Get the split top cunt loaf mug.A bowling exclamation used when someone has created a 7-10 split. It is unfortunate when this happens, and using the expression conveys empathy, as well as how clever you are (if they haven't read this def yet).
Person 1: "Wow, check this shit out! Holy split!"
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
by Tez, a man March 20, 2010
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by TC99 December 26, 2009
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by violethaze August 6, 2008
Get the splinter dick mug.1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010
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